Things to expect: Cosplay, Star Trek references, and photos of my creatures.
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I love this not only for the drawing style, but because it’s the only collection of Disney Princesses that have Mulan accurately represented as how she was for most of the movie, and not in the geisha outfit. I do like the dress version too though. But…THIS.
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the most punk rock dog in the world
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life red
I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”
My hero
someone teach me this pweeze-ooc
Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.
We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.
Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?
Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.
All that said, here’s how you do it!
This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.
Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.
When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.
Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.
If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.
Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.
Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.
Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.
From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”
Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.
Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:
THIS IS AWESOME.
thank
I will reblog this EVERY TIME.
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YOU MUST PICK BETWEEN THE TOP TWO ITEMS IF YOU WIN!
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YOU MUST PICK BETWEEN THE TOP TWO ITEMS IF YOU WIN!
Prizes:
Either a Raven brand shirt (pictured) or post apocalyptic style dress (black or grey)
A customisable goggle and respirator.
ONE pair of goggles (you choose colour)
Biohazard bandana (in either red or yellow)
RULES:
- The Give Away is open to everyone all over the world.
- postage is included in the Give Away.
- You can remain anonymous if you win.
- You MUST be following to enter the Give Away.
- You MUST reblog the Give Away post to enter.
- You must give two weeks from the end of the Give Away for me to contact the winner.
- If i get over another 2,000 followers i will add two runner up prices.
- You can reblog the Give Away twice in 24 hours as i don’t want my dash getting blocked up with notices.
- The Give Away items will come in more than one colour so you will have to give time for delivery.
- The winner and possibly runner ups will get a private message with in two weeks of the end date of the Give Away.
- You can still remain anonymous and send a picture of you with the items, as i would love to see you with the items!
- I reserve the right to add or change rules and to add or take away items from the Give Away.
- This give away will iunclude a few other little bits such as, fake hair and jewellery.
- When i email you if you win i will ask you which of the top two pictured items you want.
- You MUST! reblog this with all the rules an details otherwise your entry will not count.
- Most items will be sent straight from the seller so may come at different times.
- Do not feel pressure in to pick the outfit that matches any gender, pick what YOU want!
- Closing date of the Give Away, 9th June 2013
If you have anymore questions feel free to message me and i will get back to you ASAP!
Good Luck x
update on end date.
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.
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The Rock Surprises Tamina With a New Car
The Rock has the best Twitter photos.
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hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
I never knew this.
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